Date: 2024-06-04 09:59 pm (UTC)
1926: (Casual)
From: [personal profile] 1926
Too bad you can't visit the angel's library--because it's not a bookshop despite what he says. I reckon you'd get lost in there for days, just like he does. You know, I've spent a full week staring at him while he read a book and didn't even notice me. He's lucky I wasn't someone nefarious sent to discorporate him.

[Crowley sipped at his tea thoughtfully.]

Our Hell's a bit technologically behind as well. Not for the same reason. They just don't much get with the times. Too busy trying to increase the profit margin. Half of Hell doesn't even have electricity! Bloody dark ages down there! I never visit that floor!

[Weirdly, Lucifer might notice two things and neither were done entirely on purpose. Angels and demons couldn't influence or tempt each other, but they could still give the emotions a gentle brush to encourage them. It would be an instant change with humans, but with other ethereal and occult beings, it was just a nudge. When he tried not to think about the darker thoughts, he would feel a nudge to keep those unhappy memories from influencing his mood. Quite odd for the demon to deny darker thoughts, but he was so used to keeping his angel afloat that it didn't even occur to him. Likewise, when Lucifer felt that joy that shone so brightly in his eyes, he would feel a gentle nudge from the angel to bolster the mood.]

All angels can preform minor miracles. It's part of being an angel! But some more powerful miracles are... limited. They can be done, but must be sanctioned. We have a scale, you see. Crowley's miracles are quite... inventive. And powerful.

Owh, they're no more powerful than what you can do. [Crowley argued.]

But they are! You can stop time, Crowley! You were able to pull one over on The Devil. That's not a thing I could have done.

I didn't-- I mean-- ngk... I err... well... of course you could. If you put your mind to it.

Date: 2024-06-04 10:55 pm (UTC)
1926: (Do you understand what happened)
From: [personal profile] 1926
[When Lucifer mouthed the word, Aziraphale held up a hand to stop Crowley mid whatever he was saying, and the demon paused almost immediately to let the angel speak,] Discorporate. We need bodies to visit the living world, so we're issued artificial vessels that can give us access. They die as easily as human bodies if not healed immediately and we're sent back to our respective homes. It takes mountains of paperwork and a long wait time before you can be issued another if you're discorporated.

So, you said each of the Sins runs a Ring, but your sinners are confined to the Pride Ring? The... Hellborn, they inhabit the other rings? Do the sinners not get along with them?

[Look, it wasn't entirely conscious, Luci. They liked to keep each other happy and well, you sort of got caught in the crossfire. Not that they didn't want Lucifer to feel happy as well. It may not have been a conscious effort, but they wouldn't want him to fall into despair. So far, they both seemed to enjoy Lucifer's company.

Though the word "winner" does earn him an eyeroll from Crowley as well. He seemed to agree with Lucifer on the name choice, muttering something about pompous angels and stupid names. Both seemed interested in the miracle of Charlie's conception, but Crowley got caught up being flustered again.]


Wh-uh... I'm not... It was nothing, really... [For as boisterous and seemingly proud as Crowley appeared, he was rather quite humble when it came to his powers. He liked to stand out among humans, but when it came to other demons and angels, he didn't like the spotlight. The spotlight came with nit-picking gazes and threats of smiting.]

Nonsense! You're quite powerful, my dear boy. But do tell me, I've been witness to the birth of humans, never the birth of a... Nephilim? Is Charlie considered a nephilim? They're strictly prohibited. For obvious reasons, of course.

Date: 2024-06-05 12:48 am (UTC)
1926: (Wh-uuh)
From: [personal profile] 1926
Uh, well, not as such. I mean, we've been in them for over six thousand years, so might as well be. [Crowley made a face, something between hesitation and a grimace.] We're not... whu.... well... short answer: correct.

Long answer: we can't exactly leave Heaven or Hell without bodies. When we're noncorporeal, we're... well... not corporeal.

Brilliant, Angel. [Crowley mocked, but it was as if every little insult or barb just rolled right off the angel's back. This was something that had been going on for thousands of years.

They both listened quietly as Lucifer explained. Crowley rubbed his chin and tilted his head a bit. Hellborn died for good, sinners didn't, for the most part. Odd, in his opinion. Felt like it should be the opposite, but that wasn't for him to say.]


Nephilim are... well, hybrids. Children of angels and humans. Highly illegal. Dangerous. Angels with free will? Most unusual and most deadly. It takes power to have offspring and not done in the human way of copulation at all. Well, it's not necessary for the act, but couldn't hurt, I suppose...

[Aziraphale is going to not think about angels taking human partners and copulating with them, thank you very much, Crowley!] And these... awful people? Charlie has been able to rehabilitate some of them?

Date: 2024-06-05 03:17 am (UTC)
1926: (You don't think?)
From: [personal profile] 1926
[The serpent caught that look and looked promptly away. Shame?] They're better off with free will, despite what Mother thought. Besides, if She didn't want them to eat the fruit, why put the tree in the middle of Her garden? Practically giving it a neon bloody sign saying "hey demon, tempt them to eat this!" You don't hide something forbidden out in the open where just anyone can have a taste! You keep it locked away behind doors. And locks. And more doors. [He's absolutely not pouting!]

Oh goodness me! You raised her? Far more responsible than the devil of our realm! He sent his son to Earth because he couldn't be bothered. Crowley is so good with children too! A natural, I'd say!

Nnn... [Crowley objected haltingly at that statement. He didn't think he was good with kids or a natural whatever that meant, but he did have a soft spot for them.

Aziraphale looked at the picture with a warm smile, leaning in close to the barrier so he could see better.]


She's positively delightful! She has your eyes... Well, and your... everything.

[But Crowley didn't like the sombre note that Lucifer ended on.]

Loss is always hard. Don't let it get you down. You can't live in a world of 'what if's. All you can do is learn and grow.
Edited Date: 2024-06-05 03:19 am (UTC)

Date: 2024-06-05 06:33 pm (UTC)
1926: (Do you understand what happened)
From: [personal profile] 1926
[Crowley studied Lucifer for a moment when he returned the sentiment then sighed and sipped his tea, somewhat contented. Aziraphale beamed at the little understanding the two serpents had. His demon and this Lucifer seemed remarkably similar in many ways!]

Who knows. But it's not our place to question the design. What's important is that you are who you are and maybe the opportunity here is that you've been given some perspective on what it might look like if you were those things? A man who loves his daughter dearly and has a much bigger heart than any might think is far superior to a terrible outcast who neglects his son and wants to see the world burn. If I may be so bold, I dare say you have more in common with Crowley. [He ignored the startled sound from the demon.]

Lucifer disagreed with some of the decisions being made upstairs. He didn't like the humanity project and took it to an extreme. Which caused a chain event. Any of us that had questioned a decision made were cast out due to his extreme views. Like... cutting away all damaged tissue to remove an infection.

Oh, Crowley...

I'm alright, Angel. Just offering some insight. But maybe somehow, some of that story bled over to your reality. Maybe a soothsayer peering into the wrong crystal ball or something. Magic isn't always predictable.

Date: 2024-06-05 07:47 pm (UTC)
1926: (Default)
From: [personal profile] 1926
We aren't meant to know the--

--Don't say it!

--Ineffable Plan.

[Crowley groaned dramatically and threw an arm over his eyes, leaning back in the chair.] You're insufferable.

But I believe everything happens for a reason. Your Fall, Crowley's Fall. They were all part of Her Plan.

And I think it's a load of bollix! If it was pre-planned, why punish us for something She wanted to happen? That free-fall wasn't fun! Burning everything holy from my being, scorching my wings in boiling sulphur? That wasn't--! [He cut himself off when he felt Aziraphale's mounting anxiety. This was clearly a sore spot between them and wasn't something they had resolved. Neither was it something Crowley seemed to have come to terms with.

The showy gesture from Lucifer helped to pull their minds from the old argument as they both watched. Crowley lifted both brows at the elaborate setup, very much appreciating his side of things. With a thought and a snap of his fingers, his own tea cup suddenly remembered that it was actually a scotch glass and how silly of it to think it had been a tea cup! He picked up the bottle of scotch and poured some in his glass.]


Man after my own heart.

Crowley has always been very tight-lipped about his position in Heaven before.

Because it's not important anymore. Lovely spread, by the way, Lulu. Much appreciated. I like the glitter. It's a nice touch. Makes our miracles look boring.

Oh, this is positively delightful! [The angel cooed happily and refilled his cup with the new tea then snatched up one of the sweets. Lucifer had pegged him correctly as well! Major sweet tooth, this one! He sipped the tea and hummed even more delightedly.] I quite like that! Tea from your realm?

Date: 2024-06-05 09:14 pm (UTC)
1926: (Genuinely Happy)
From: [personal profile] 1926
[At the mention of Bel growing tea, Crowley and Aziraphale shared a glance then the demon spoke up.] Is this a hobby of theirs or are you, uh...

[With Crowley's inarticulate attempt, Aziraphale picked up the slack.] You grow your own food. Is eating required where you're from, Lucifer?

Enjoying food and drink is something we picked up in our time on Earth. The others find it disgusting to consume. [Crowley dug into the steak and vegetables quite happily. Chasing it down with a swig of the Scotch. It had unique notes he'd never tasted before, making it even more of a unique experience.

He listened and contemplated that for a moment. Then lifted his glass in a toast.]


Here's to all three of us being something unique.

Here, here! [Aziraphale lifted his tea cup.]

Date: 2024-06-06 08:13 am (UTC)
1926: (Do you understand what happened)
From: [personal profile] 1926
[Both angel and demon drank with Lucifer with the toast.

Somewhere, in another realm, Alastor feels offended.

Honestly, to these two, it doesn't sound all that odd. Well, except the objects personified thing. That was a bit... well, strange. But angel and demon forms--true forms--varied. The humanoid appearance they maintained was a bit of a relaxed view.]


Oh, that's interesting! Many demons here have reptilian and insectoid qualities! Crowley is by far one of the most mild cases, but they're almost branded in a sense... [The angel's voice trailed off when the demon self-consciously put his sunglasses back on to hide his eyes. He continued after a moment, in a much gentler tone,] ...you know I love your eyes, my dear boy.

We can pull the features back, but there will always be something visible to mark us for what we are. Even Dukes of Hell. Beelzebub and their flies, Hastur and his frogs, but I can't say I've ever seen any resembling objects. Then again, we all Fell around the same time, before the dawn of Man so such things hadn't been thought up yet.

How do you keep up with the food demand for so many sinners and the Hellborn there? I'm surprised they have to eat. ...they can't starve, can they? That would... be unpleasant. Die, end up in Hell, only to starve to death. I can't say I've experienced the sensation, but we've both lived through every famine on Earth and seen what it does to humans.

[Was that Crowley showing concern for human souls he didn't even know? Not very demonic of him.]

Date: 2024-06-06 03:36 pm (UTC)
1926: (Wh-uuh)
From: [personal profile] 1926
Hmm. Probably something related to you both being Fallen, I would guess.

As if we need a reminder. [Crowley grumbled. But the compliment to his eyes from both of them had him flustered. Hesitantly, he reached back up and slowly pulled his shades off again. Peer-pressuring angels! He folded them and slipped them away once more.]

No, I imagine it's not... But, you're managing the souls of every corrupt human and all those Hellborn. You can only do so much, angel of creation or not. [He'd seen that wince and he wanted to wipe away any doubt Lucifer might have.] But if you've never been to the surface, you're working without a base code for most of this stuff. Must be difficult to get the flavours right when you first started supplying the rings with the seeds for crops. If there's anything you've ever wanted to taste, just name it.

Date: 2024-06-06 10:19 pm (UTC)
1926: (Wings-4 Fallen Angel)
From: [personal profile] 1926
[Crowley really was enjoying everything Lucifer had brought to the table for him. Even stealing one of Aziraphale's sweets with a clever flick of his wrist so it appeared on his plate from the angel's. Said angel just chuckled and did the reverse, stealing a bite of that steak right off the demon's fork. ARE THEY FLIRTING? WHO FUCKING KNOWS. But it seemed habitual as the two took it in stride.

The sheer glee in Lucifer's expression struck a deep cord in Crowley. He knew that feeling intimately. The wonder and excitement! It was bloody infectious! Making the demon smile in turn. Crowley held a hand out in the angel's direction.]


Angel, paper.

[Aziraphale fished a scrap of parchment out of his vest and gave it to the demon. Crowley held it between thumb and crooked forefinger. It was about the size of a notecard. He stood from the table, taking a step back, and unfurled his wings from the ethereal plane. Black, sleek, and perfectly groomed. Off to the side, Aziraphale gasped and covered his mouth with a hand, knowing just what Crowley was about to do and Lucifer had no idea just how much this meant coming from someone like Crowley. Someone who was so terrible vain about his wings. Crowley ran a hand over one of the wings as he brought it close until he found just what would hurt the least and not affect flight. He followed the shaft of the feather all the way to his skin and winced as he plucked the feather from his wing. He dismissed his wings back to the ethereal plane and sat back down.

He held the paper and the feather in the same hand and with a thought, the surface caught fire in a particular wiggly pattern. Then, all at once, the flames were doused as Crowley blew on the paper, leaving a charred sigil burned into it. The feather having seemingly burned away. The card hummed with power. The power of a Miracle with a distinctly Crowley flavoured magic. He held it out to Lucifer.]


I think we'll be here for a century trying things and preforming that many tiny tricks will start to turn some heads. That card is infused with my sigil and infused with a piece of me. The real me, not my corporation. That paper can't be destroyed without holy water. Think of it like a diving tether. It will let me reach you again. Just pulse it with some of your magic and I'll feel it like a pager. I should be able to pull you back here any time you send a pulse through. Well, not here here. More like... ehhh... the Sands of Time. We'll be able to have a bit of a chat, some lunch, I'm sure even the Angel will be willing to bring a book or two for you to enjoy.

[Why yes, Crowley did just give Lucifer a personal calling card to reach him so they could have more of these little meetings.]

But in the mean time, [The angel snapped his fingers and a tasting platter with a bit of apple pie, pumpkin pie, key lime pie, cherry pie, and another half dozen other bite-sized bits appeared in front of Lucifer.] let's start with that.

Date: 2024-06-07 01:13 am (UTC)
1926: (Let there be NO MO light)
From: [personal profile] 1926
Aren't they just? [Aziraphale whispered back. He may not be as particular about his own wings as Crowley was over BOTH of their wings, but he could appreciate just how well taken care of they were. And just, everything Crowley was magnificent to him.

He nodded at the thanks, feeling awkward, and was grateful for Aziraphale's timing as well.]


Start with that one. [He pointed at the little apple pie bite.] Left to right, apple pie, pumpkin pie, key lime pie, cherry pie, pecan pie, boston cream pie, strawberry rhubarb pie, blueberry pie, and peach pie!

[Crowley looked over at the pies then at the angel.] Really? Not a single English pie? I suppose with your sweet tooth, I shouldn't be surprised. [And, with a snap, another trey appeared next to the first. Similar set up, bite-sized bits, but these pies all smell savoury.]

Date: 2024-06-07 01:58 am (UTC)
1926: (Genuinely Happy)
From: [personal profile] 1926
[Both angel and demon seemed to puff up happily when Lucifer had such a delightful experience with the tasting platter. The question caught the angel off guard, but his expression lit up just as excitedly! He loved any chance he got to share knowledge! ...ironically.]

Oh! It's a named such after a particular type of lime! They're a bit more tart and quite popular on a little group of islands called the Keys!

Angel, you're drooling. [Crowley chuckled and Aziraphale brought a hand to his mouth in shock but found that he wasn't. Oh... Figure of speech. He huffed at the demon, but didn't actually look annoyed.]

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