The Low Hanging Fruit [for ontheair/thelittleapple]

[thisducks]

continuation from this bakerstreet meme

[ And Alastor lands on the thing that Lucifer has wanted to do, again and again. It feeds into his beliefs, the endless shadows and demons that speak whispers into his thoughts, the plague of Humanity's evils that his fellow angels had cursed him to always know.

But then his daughter had held out her hand, telling him her lofty dream, golden and bright, and asked him to believe in it. All he wants is to support her, to make the only thing he ever made that he could be proud of shine as brightly as she can. It just... doesn't stop the reality of his life. ]

Leaving would hurt her more. Being here brings my name to the hotel. [ For all that he's certain he doesn't quite live up to said name, he does as well as he can. More so, it's not really the truth.

He's scared they'll come for her. With Adam's attempt on Charlie's life, the Accord he set with Heaven is broken- the Hellborn are no longer safe.

Nothing, not even himself, will stop him from defending her. She is worth everything to him. More than anything. ]

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[thisducks]

[ I knew it. There it is, nearly a duplicate of what he told Charlie Alastor would say about this situation. The devil laughs in reply, a mocking sound, edged in disgust. ]

You really are that predictable! Oh, I am done playing nice with you. You could have done anything you wanted to me, but hurting Charlie?

You fucked up, little deer.

[ Power surrounded Alastor, wrapping around him as surely as his tentacles would his prey on a hunt, but this is something pure and raw and it begins to squeeze inward from every direction simultaneously. Alastor would feel his bones crunching, rearranging, and Lucifer goes from looking up to him, then eye to eye, then smaller. ]

I wonder what sounds a little fawn makes... maybe it'll cry for its mother. Come now, little one- until I decide what to do with you, I think you'll be much cuter like this.

Don't worry, Al. I'll make sure this doesn't burn. [ With a final snap of his fingers, something settles around Alastor's neck, leaving the job finished.

The terrifying Radio Demon stands no more than a few feet tall as a cute, fluffy fawn, complete with a little bow and a leash. ]

[ontheair]

[As he is captured up into the vortex of power that tosses him like a maelstrom, his only thought is anger at himself for miscalculating. No... no, that's not true, there's fear there too. A desperate scrabbling terror, a need to survive, a hatred of the one who holds his chain and forced him on a path that led here.

But he can do nothing.

He cannot help the cry that escapes him as his bones contract and squeeze, head tossed back and sharp teeth open in a rictus snarling grin that's nothing more than a slash of sharp agony. He feels the angelic wound, always hidden beneath his clothes and never fully healed, resonate with the angelic power being used on him to toll like a bell and hurt his distinctly unangelic self.

It's not until the leash snaps into place that he realises what's been done to him, rearing up on his back hooves with fury in his eyes.]

Take it off!

[He hears his own words as a furious snarl, but he can also hear a humiliating bleat exit his mouth.

No... No, this cannot be.]

[thisducks]

[ Lucifer crouches down, his lips pulled back in a grin but much like Alastor's normal 'smile', his eyes show that the grin is anything but mirthful. ]

What, when you're the one playing with the lives of others, you don't just enjoy it - you relish in it. You savor it. A cat playing with a mouse until the moment its hungry. But when you're the mouse for once... much less fun, isn't it?

[ His grin falls, showing it as the purposeful mask it had been, and he coils the leash between his fingertips. ]

...I won't let you hurt her. You can tell me I'm a horrible person, a worse ruler, and a despicable father and none of it would be wrong, but you've also been playing in a game you don't realize, Alastor. One that started before humanity even existed.

[ontheair]

[Alastor continues to stay reared on his hind legs, even if it's not the most stable of positions-- partly because it gives him that tiny bit of extra height, and partly because it feels somehow less humiliating than being on all fours as if he were an actual animal.]

Of course, why would you allow me to hurt her when doing so is your speciality?

[The fawn still has a sharp toothed smile, and despite his words those ears are pinned back in fear of the stronger force in front of him. A pause, and then much more reluctantly:]

What is it you want from me to take this ridiculous guise off?

THE ICON LOL

[thisducks]

[ Want to continue to poke the bear, Alastor? Then you'll continue to receive the claws.

Lucifer jerks down hard on the leash at the insult, not only forcing the little fawn to all fours but showing that it isn't just there for decoration. ]

Your life is the first thing that comes to mind you have of any worth, but you should bow down at Charlie's feet that she and she alone protects you right now from me taking what little worth that is. Everything else about you is a nest of lies. Worthl--

[ Suddenly, like a strike of lightning, an idea comes to him. The lesson to be taught.

His eyes flare with crimson fire and his voice speaks with power. ]

Alastor, since you've woven lies into every corner of your being until they are both the blade you drive into the lives of others and the camouflage you wear to lie about and to yourself... you will be unable to wield them. For every lie you speak, the truth will be all that's heard and your time in this cage will be extended. For every truth you speak, you'll regain your true form until the next lie.

The truth will set you free.

[ And so Lucifer's power wraps around Alastor, sinking into him with a golden heat that seems to wrap around the inside of the demon's throat with the pressure of a muzzle.

The lesson begins. ]

using double brackets for spoken lies that aren't heard

[ontheair]

[The collar burns as he is pulled down by the leash, a choking threat that reminds him too strongly of the more metaphysical leash that binds him to the other half of this royal couple. He feels panic rise inside him as the spell envelops his very essence, trapping him in thick web that only tightens the more he struggles.

No...

No. Fuck, no.

This cannot be. If it were just his own plans and goals, it's possible he could get by with truth alone. The truth, after all, can be a very malleable thing when just sticking to the letter of the law. But it's not. His very presence here, his deal, it's all tangled together-- And he will not admit his weaknesses aloud when they occur beneath the surface, covered with his smile.

Will his smile count as a lie?

No. No, Lucifer's wording was very exact about the lies being spoken. One small relief amidst an ocean of shit.

Glaring at Lucifer, he swallows hard and picks his words carefully, aiming to wound in return, for his very first truth.]

No matter what you do to me for hurting Charlie, your actions have permanently damaged her far more than anything I have done.

[True. For now. His deal with her, after all, has done no damage yet. And he has been remarkably well behaved around her-- not always by perfect choice, but that's still a fact.

A moment and then a flash of white-hot agony when he changes form, forcing his posture straight to look down on Lucifer, forcing his smile to be nonchalant.

And then, of course, his own hubris catches up with him in his desire to keep digging his own claws in to regain control. It's a little strange, like watching a badly dubbed show. His lips move with the words he says, but what's heard (the Satan-damned truth) doesn't match.]

((Well now, I suppose you were right, Sire! Telling the truth feels quite good.))

Forcing the truth will likely lead to my death and possibly everyone else's here, including Charlie's, as well.

[...and now he's a fawn again. Fuck.]

o7

[thisducks]

[ And there is, for Alastor, the gratification of seeing Lucifer's eyes go wide momentarily, a look crossing Lucifer's face that would normally be seen on someone who was just mortally wounded. It nearly looks like despite what he had said about Charlie's protection on Alastor that he might strike out anyway, his claws flexing hard even as tears well up at the corners of his eyes-

And then-

that.

Lucifer stares openly at Alastor, the tears still there but unfallen, his claws held at the ready. He nearly asks the other to repeat himself, but he knows what he heard. It just makes no sense, even though he knows his curse on the demon is holding true. ]

What- why would your telling the truth hurt anyone? What the hell do you mean??

[ontheair]

[Oh, how he wishes he could savour that first moment more, the delicious satisfaction of a blow well struck. It might have taken some of the sting out of the horrific events of being so outclassed and humiliated, but... he's too busy reeling at his own words echoing between them, or at least words in his voice, to do anything other than react with teeth bared in a smile that's all jagged splinters.

He knows he could respond simply with something like "I don't want to tell you" because it would be the perfect truth-- but he must be careful, he doesn't want Lucifer adding an additional compulsion to blurt out truths.]

That information is reserved only for those I trust.

[And given that's only himself, it's private.

Thankfully, he turns back into himself again. The constant back and forth, the pain of his bones constricting and expanding, is taking a toll. His breath is slightly more forced, and he has to will himself not to reach up and touch the angelic wound throbbing beneath his shirt.]

I believe we're done here, unless you intend on sharing my dinner with me.

[Get out, leave him to lick his wounds, and forget what he said.]

[thisducks]

If you're threatening my daughter or this hotel... [ Something doesn't seem right - the transformation shouldn't hurt him. Be a shock to the system and humiliating? Absolutely, but not painful. However, the bigger issue is clearly the comment about the supposed danger. ]

I'm not going to let you or anyone else threaten more harm on her after everything they've been through.

[ There's so much Alastor doesn't know, about his reasons things have been as they've been, but it will never stop stinging that so much of it is because of him - fair or otherwise. ]

[ontheair]

[In order to keep himself calm and keep his hands occupied so he doesn't reach for that fucking wound that just won't heal, Alastor turns back to his stew to try and salvage it.]

I have no intention of hurting Charlie.

[He has to choose his words so carefully now, he would rather the truth he speaks is curated rather than chosen for him by the curse. He has no intention of harming her currently, the Deal prohibits it and his own plans rely on her continuing to thrive and grow her power, but it doesn't mean he won't.

His smile becomes something more sardonic, and a little bitter.]

I'm her loyal hotelier. Now please leave, Sire, your presence is ruining my appetite.

This notif never came into my email?!?!

[thisducks]

...I'm watching you, Alastor.

[ His eyes narrow, his gaze one of severe displeasure on all of this, but Alastor's 'truth' settled badly in the pit of his stomach. Something needed to be understood here, but he isn't quite sure what. If there is a threat to this Hotel, and more importantly to Charlie... he needs to find the truth as soon as possible. ]

If you, or anyone, tries to harm her...

[ But he breathes out and walks towards the door, his fingers clenching at his side. The demon can 'enjoy' his state of existence until he figures out where the threat is coming from. ]

that is super rude of dw not to notify you - 1/2

[ontheair]

I hope you enjoy the show then, Your Majesty.

[It's not a lie, more-- a delicate skirting of the whole truth, he's already testing his bounds with how far he can take this before his punishment kicks in.

Dark amused laughter will follow Lucifer to the door, even though Alastor feels anything but amused right now. He's furious and fearful, humiliated, and in severe pain from the hidden wound.

Only once Lucifer is gone, when he is alone, does he let himself sag to rest both hands on the table, breathing shallow and fast as his antlers grow.]

2/2

[thelittleapple]

[Charlie has been pacing nervously since she got back to the hotel, worried about how her Dad's talk with Alastor would go. Four times she nearly heads down herself to mediate, and only Vaggie's gentle (sleepy) hand on her arm keeps her in the room.

But she's watching her phone every twenty seconds for the text she's supposed to get when they're done. Why aren't they done yet? What if they got in another fight? What if this one turned physical? What if one of them is hurt?

Okay, she can't resist... Each text being sent about a minute after the last one.]

Hey Dad, just wondering if you're done? :)

Just checking in! No rush, of course!

I think maybe the hotel has bad signal and maybe you've been trying to text me? I've gone up to the roof to get better signal just in case!

It's me again, Dad, are you still talking to Alastor?

It's Charlie, by the way! :)

omg. Charlie. XD

[thisducks]

[ The rush of texts he gets all at once when he steps out of the Radio Demon's space... it actually boggles Lucifer for several seconds before he facepalms, then starts typing with both thumbs. ]

Charlie! We're done talking. I'm alive, Alastor's alive.

Please tell me you aren't still on the roof.

[ Sigh. Is Charlie... really in danger? It will stay with him, even as he goes to head towards the kitchen. Shoveling some food down sounds like a cooping plan right now. ]

[thelittleapple]

[Oh, thank goodness! Charlie just about drops her phone over the side of the roof of the hotel in relief, scrambling to text back.]

Noooooo! Why would I still be on the roof? I'm SO GLAD it all went okay.

[Phew. Beaming she turns to go back inside and... hm. Well.]

Funny story! Maybe I am on the roof, and I forgot to prop open the door properly to come back in, would you mind?

[thisducks]

...Charlie...

[ Lucifer laughs a little despite the heaviness of what happened in Alastor's room, looking vaguely upwards as he feels for where Charlie might be. His portal isn't perfectly before her, but it's close enough that the golden light gives it away as he steps back, looking amused. ]

Sweetie, you have the hotel key.

[thelittleapple]

...oh. Right. Of course!

[Oops. She looks a bit ashamed as she steps through the portal, huffing a small laugh and rubbing the back of her head. It's just her mind had been too full of possible Dad and Alastor confrontations to think of anything like keys (or KeeKees).]

Thanks, Dad.

[Eyes just raking him up and down to make sur he's not a mess of either angel or demon blood. And then a question in a faux casual tone, as if he hasn't already answered this via text.]

So, um, how did it go with Alastor?

[thisducks]

[ He looks just fine! Tired, but then again, he always looks tired doesn't he? No blood, not even a bit of ripped clothing. ]

Oh, it went just fine, Charlie! In fact, when I left, I think Alastor was feeling a bit sheepish about the whole thing. Not that you have to fawn over him or anything. I doubt he'll do anything of the sort again. So - problem solved.

[ Complete with an easy grin... entirely because he knows and loves his own terrible puns. ]

[thelittleapple]

[She doesn't get the puns (except perhaps the fawn one given Alastor's obvious deer features), because she doesn't know what he's done to Alastor. She would be horrified if she did... telling the truth needs to be done voluntarily from the heart, not forced, or it means nothing.

Still, he looks unhurt and even more chipper than he had before, so she'll accept that it really did go okay and lean in to give him a tight hug.]

I'm so glad, but it's important that we don't just leave things here. You've had your conversation about the things that went wrong, now it's time to set them right so you can heal and bond.

[It's clear she believes in this 10000%, practically vibrating with determination and optimism.]

I've worked out a few exercises I think you and Alastor can try together while I was, um-- taking in the view.

[While she was fretting on the roof.]

[thisducks]

[ In his opinion, in this particular case, the wound needs to be bled of its poison before any kind of 'healing' can take place and he isn't afraid to be the one to lance it while he knows Charlie would hesitate. Not everything can be sunshine and rainbows; sometimes the truth of what lies inside of a person is something ugly and rotten.

Not that he's any exception to that rule.

However, he does raise a brow at his daughter and deadpans- ]

I'm not doing trust exercises with Alastor. He can heal, I can- return to the norm, and he can 'bond' with the other sinners here.

that face god

[thelittleapple]

Daaaaaad.

[She looks down at him with the world's biggest set of puppy eyes, hands clasped in front of her chest.]

Could you please just try? I've made some special ones that you can work through just the two of you, so you don't have to do it in public, and-- it would mean so much to me if you could try to get along.

he is so done - oh god I never noticed how big Charlie's eyes get there LOL

[thisducks]

[ ...Damn it, this is his greatest weaknesses being exploited at the same time - his daughter AND cute things! He knows there's no way any sort of 'trust exercise' between himself and Alastor will work out, but ugh, if it'll make her happy... ]

I... alright. Alright. For you. I can't promise anything, though.

[ His expression softens to a smile, reaching out to pat her head. ] If you can convince Alastor.

[thelittleapple]

Oh, thank you thank you thank you thank you!

[Charlie cannot help but throw her arms around her Dad tightly, she knew she would be able to rely on him for this. And she's so sure that if they just spend some time together, then the two of them will be better friends.]

You're the best, Dad, thank you so much.

[She's practically vibrating with ideas.]

I'll go and talk to Alastor right now so that the two of you can get started as soon as tomorrow!

[thisducks]

[ Her hugs do help, even if maybe less so with the guilt in his chest that he is somewhat lying to her. Maybe he can make it up by actually trying these silly exercises with-- OH- ]

You uh, might want to let him finish eating first, sweetie! Come back in a bit so he can finish in peace and then you can launch these... ideas?

[thelittleapple]

[That definitely dampens her enthusiasm, because she can only think of one reason why her Dad wouldn't want her to disturb Alastor while he's eating, and it makes her expression fall into something a bit nauseous.]

He's not eating... something gross, is he?

[She can't quite bring herself to ask if he's got Sinner meat on his plate again, even though Vaggie had yelled at him never to do that again.]